Differences Between Guys and Girls.
Girl 1: “Oh shit Tina! Is that girl wearing the same dress you’re wearing?”
Tina: “OMFG!! I need to fucking go home right now and change. Or quickly, someone kill that bitch. Spill a glass of wine on her. Let that whore be the one to get out of here! Who the fuck does she think she is!?”
Girl 1: “Yeah, that slut.”
as compared to:
Guy 1: “Bro. We are wearing the same exact shirt.”
(chugs a beer, no eye contact, commences a high-five)
Guy 2: “Great minds think alike.”
